I'm feeling very sad,
and now this wretched DM is making me mad,
for I've read another letter,
about a dog who will not get better.
Too many dogs are getting ill,
if only there were a magic pill,
it breaks my heart to hear of more,
and know of all these dogs on the floor.
It's time now, enough is enough,
we really need answers about this stuff,
how many more great dogs must go,
it's sad and true that nobody knows.
Like other owners,
we would have paid any price
for just a chance at that magic dice.